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1-Why did the stork stand on one leg only??
If he lifted it, he'd fall down!!!
2-On the way to the water hole, a zebra met 6 giraffes. Each giraffe had 3 monkeys hanging from it's neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on it's tail. How many animals were going to the to the water hole??
Only the zebra. The other animals were coming from the water hole.
3-Why did the spy pull the sheets over his head??
He was an undercover agent.
4- What goes from side to side, up and down, but never moves??
A road,
5-What has a neck but no head??
A bottle.
6-What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea??
It gets wet.
7-How can you tell twin witches apart??
It's not east to tell which witch is which.
8-If a man was born in Germany, raised in Spain, then moved to the US where he died in San Franscico, what is he??
Dead.
9-What do you call a cow without feet??
Ground beef.
10-What's a witches favorite subject in school??
Spelling
11-An electric train is going west at 55mph. The wind is going east at 50mph. Which way does the train's smoke go??
There isn't any smoke, it's an ELECTRIC train!
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